Write-Offs: 02.28.13
$$$Jack Lew sworn in as Treasury secretary [Reuters]
$$$JPMorgan CEO Dimon: 'We Need a Big Plan' [FBN]
$$$Hedge fund in 'Whale' trade tried to poach JPM employees [Reuters]
$$$JPMorgan Traders Lost on 41 Days as ‘London Whale’ Unwinds [Bloomberg]
$$$ "After four and a half intense and wonderful years as CEO of Groupon, I've decided that I'd like to spend more time with my family. Just kidding - I was fired today." [CT]
$$$Telepathic rats solve problems together [FT]
$$$ A major investment bank is looking for a sector coverage head for Food/Consumer/Retail commercial banking [DBCC]
$$$Bank of China Eyes Expansion Into U.S. Securitization [WSJ]
$$$US watchdog set to weaken derivatives rules [FT]
$$$ Girls Gone Wild is bankrupt [NetNet / John Carney]
$$$ Regional jets really suck [WSJ]
$$$Maxine Waters: 'Over 170 Million Jobs Could Be Lost' Due To Sequestration [YouTube]