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$$$ Buffett Picks His ‘Bear’ for Annual Meeting [DealBook] $$$ Wall Street’s latest idea: collateral transformation [FT] $$$ Nasdaq executing trades at a loss [FT] $$$ "Las Vegas Sands is disputing reports out late Friday that it likely violated the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act," even though those reports included its own 10-K [CNBC] $$$ Mike Mayo has a lot to say about not being invited to meetings and stuff [CNBC] $$$ Fake bishop sneaks into Vatican meeting with 100 real cardinals [NYDN] $$$ Susquehanna is looking for operations analysts in New York [DBCC] $$$ The Effect of Underreporting on LIBOR Rates [St. Louis Fed] $$$ Big redemptions unlikely if Avenue loses Lasry to Parisian embassy [HFI] $$$ Icahn Foe Rachesky Joins Mentor Attack on Navistar [Bloomberg] $$$ The M&A pickup [FTAV] $$$ 'Batman' brings in suspect to Bradford police [BBC]
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$$$Buffett Picks His ‘Bear’ for Annual Meeting [DealBook]

$$$Wall Street’s latest idea: collateral transformation [FT]

$$$Nasdaq executing trades at a loss [FT]

$$$ "Las Vegas Sands is disputing reports out late Friday that it likely violated the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act," even though those reports included its own 10-K [CNBC]

$$$ Mike Mayo has a lot to say about not being invited to meetings and stuff [CNBC]

$$$Fake bishop sneaks into Vatican meeting with 100 real cardinals [NYDN]

$$$ Susquehanna is looking for operations analysts in New York [DBCC]

$$$The Effect of Underreporting on LIBOR Rates [St. Louis Fed]

$$$Big redemptions unlikely if Avenue loses Lasry to Parisian embassy [HFI]

$$$Icahn Foe Rachesky Joins Mentor Attack on Navistar [Bloomberg]

$$$The M&A pickup [FTAV]

$$$'Batman' brings in suspect to Bradford police [BBC]

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