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Write-Offs: 03.05.13

$$$ Dow Hits Highest Close Ever [WSJ] $$$ Venezuela's Hugo Chavez dies from cancer [Reuters] $$$ FBI joins SEC in computer trading probe [FT] $$$ Wall Street 'Deal Toy' Indicator Flashes a Bullish Sign [CNBC] $$$ A Friendly Conversation with a Banker [The Billfold] $$$ There Is A Petition To Make R Kelly's “Ignition (Remix)” The National Anthem [BuzzFeed] $$$ An international trading house is looking for a Dodd-Frank compliance officer for its swap dealer business [DBCC] $$$ Citigroup Books $579M for Pay Plan Shareholders Panned [Bloomberg] $$$ Board Patience Wears Thin at Penney [WSJ] $$$ Buybacks, M&A, and de-equitisation [FTAV] $$$ ISDA to Send Credit-Default Swaps Changes to Traders [MarketBeat] $$$ The FBI is looking for a drone, if you've seen it [FBI]
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$$$Dow Hits Highest Close Ever [WSJ]

$$$Venezuela's Hugo Chavez dies from cancer [Reuters]

$$$FBI joins SEC in computer trading probe [FT]

$$$Wall Street 'Deal Toy' Indicator Flashes a Bullish Sign [CNBC]

$$$A Friendly Conversation with a Banker [The Billfold]

$$$There Is A Petition To Make R Kelly's “Ignition (Remix)” The National Anthem [BuzzFeed]

$$$ An international trading house is looking for a Dodd-Frank compliance officer for its swap dealer business [DBCC]

$$$Citigroup Books $579M for Pay Plan Shareholders Panned [Bloomberg]

$$$Board Patience Wears Thin at Penney [WSJ]

$$$Buybacks, M&A, and de-equitisation [FTAV]

$$$ISDA to Send Credit-Default Swaps Changes to Traders [MarketBeat]

$$$ The FBI is looking for a drone, if you've seen it [FBI]

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Write-Offs: 05.08.12

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Write-Offs: 06.20.12

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Write-Offs: 04.09.13

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Write-Offs: 11.06.12

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Write-Offs: 06.12.12

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Write-Offs: 03.12.13

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