Write-Offs: 03.13.13
$$$Happy Birthday, Jamie Dimon [DealBook]
$$$ There's a pope [DI]
$$$EU May Put Short-Term Bank Creditors in Firing Line for Losses [Bloomberg]
$$$End Looming for Paper Certificates [WSJ]
$$$Is Insider Selling A Concern? (No) [TBP]
$$$I Emailed the CEO of Bank of America to Fix My Credit Score (And He Did) [The Billfold]
$$$ A high frequency trading fund is looking for a senior compliance officer in New York [DBCC]
$$$Former Pimco Executive Files, Then Withdraws, Suit Alleging Misconduct [DealBook]
$$$Lehman creditors can question 'London Whale' - judge [Reuters]
$$$New Dell suitors don't make much sense [Fortune]
$$$Goldman Sachs ventures west for annual meeting in Salt Lake City [Reuters]
$$$New York City to Ban Awls [The Awl]