September 26, 2021

Write-Offs: 03.13.13

$$$ Happy Birthday, Jamie Dimon [DealBook] $$$ There's a pope [DI] $$$ EU May Put Short-Term Bank Creditors in Firing Line for Losses [Bloomberg] $$$ End Looming for Paper Certificates [WSJ] $$$ Is Insider Selling A Concern? (No) [TBP] $$$ I Emailed the CEO of Bank of America to Fix My Credit Score (And He Did) [The Billfold] $$$ A high frequency trading fund is looking for a senior compliance officer in New York [DBCC] $$$ Former Pimco Executive Files, Then Withdraws, Suit Alleging Misconduct [DealBook] $$$ Lehman creditors can question 'London Whale' - judge [Reuters] $$$ New Dell suitors don't make much sense [Fortune] $$$ Goldman Sachs ventures west for annual meeting in Salt Lake City [Reuters] $$$ New York City to Ban Awls [The Awl]
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$$$Happy Birthday, Jamie Dimon [DealBook]

$$$ There's a pope [DI]

$$$EU May Put Short-Term Bank Creditors in Firing Line for Losses [Bloomberg]

$$$End Looming for Paper Certificates [WSJ]

$$$Is Insider Selling A Concern? (No) [TBP]

$$$I Emailed the CEO of Bank of America to Fix My Credit Score (And He Did) [The Billfold]

$$$ A high frequency trading fund is looking for a senior compliance officer in New York [DBCC]

$$$Former Pimco Executive Files, Then Withdraws, Suit Alleging Misconduct [DealBook]

$$$Lehman creditors can question 'London Whale' - judge [Reuters]

$$$New Dell suitors don't make much sense [Fortune]

$$$Goldman Sachs ventures west for annual meeting in Salt Lake City [Reuters]

$$$New York City to Ban Awls [The Awl]

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Write-Offs: 05.03.12

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Write-Offs: 03.25.13

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Write-Offs: 09.05.12

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Write-Offs: 10.15.12

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Write-Offs: 04.18.12

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Write-Offs: 10.17.12

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Write-Offs: 01.30.13

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Write-Offs: 07.23.12

$$$ Germany, Netherlands Rating Outlooks Cut To Negative By Moody’s [Bloomberg] $$$ Congress Presses New York Fed for More Details on Rate-Rigging Scandal [DealBook] $$$ China bids $15bn for Canada’s Nexen [FT] $$$ John Paulson Said To See 50% Chance That Euro Will Fail $$$ Bane's Plan to Bankrupt Batman Doesn't Make Any Sense [The Atlantic] $$$ A top bank is looking for a consumer/food sector M&A vice president or senior associate [DBCC] $$$ Citigroup Chairman O'Neill Takes Hands-On Approach [WSJ] $$$ An Ackman Protégé Plans to Strike Out on His Own [DealBook] $$$ Apple is a champion of planned obsolescence [Reuters] $$$ Snoop Dogg to Release Reggae Album as Snoop Lion [Gawker]