Write-Offs: 03.18.13

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$$$TEXT-Eurogroup statement on Cyprus [Reuters]

$$$Cyprus Bank Deposits Returned Almost Twice Germany’s Since 2008 [Bloomberg]

$$$Avenue prepares for life post-Lasry [Fortune]

$$$ "The cheetahs are essentially singing that old Billy Idol tune: 'Oh dancing with myself / Well there’s nothing to lose / And there’s nothing to prove / I’ll be dancing with myself.'" - Bart Chilton on wash trades [CFTC]

$$$ Lululemon is recalling some yoga pants for being too see-through [Lululemon]

$$$United Airlines Accidentally Sends Phoenix-Bound Dog to Ireland [Gawker]

$$$JPMorgan’s Whale Advocated ‘Young’ Trader Who Later Took His Job [Bloomberg]

$$$JPMorgan wins dismissal of silver price-fixing lawsuit [Reuters]

$$$ "In states with contingent liability, banks used less leverage and converted each dollar of capital into fewer loans, and thus could survive larger loan losses (as a fraction of their portfolio) than banks in limited liability states." [NBER]

$$$The Hurdles to a Higher Offer for Dell [DealBook]

$$$$175,000 Mattress Sold as 'Investment' in Good Sleep [CNBC]

$$$ "Sheriff's deputies arrested a Port Charlotte man Sunday for swinging a sword and cutting his brother over an argument about buying synthetic marijuana." [Herald-Tribune]

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