Write-Offs: 03.19.13
$$$Cyprus Rejects Deposit Levy in Blow to European Bailout Plan [Bloomberg]
$$$Cyprus’s bad haircut day [Felix Salmon]
$$$ Matt Yglesias's proposals for Cyprus include selling Northern Cyprus to Turkey and Ben Bernanke giving it a €5.8bn present [Slate]
$$$Florida Financier Charged in Facebook IPO Fraud [WSJ]
$$$Credit Suisse sacks around 12 from NY rates team [Reuters]
$$$Goldman Sachs’s Scialla Twins Leave for Home-Design Firm [Bloomberg]
$$$ RBC is looking for a research associate to cover medical devices healthcare companies in New York [DBCC]
$$$Activist Fights Draw More Attention [WSJ]
$$$Ackman’s J.C. Penney Losses Signal Buyout Need [Bloomberg]
$$$NFL Teams With Private-Equity Firm to Seek Media, Tech Investments [WSJ]
$$$U.S. Probes Microsoft, Partners Over Bribery Claims [WSJ]
$$$Bigamist attorney, who secretly wed a stripper and got caught, suspended six months [NYDN]