Write-Offs: 03.26.13
$$$Instead Of Doing His Job, Jeroen Dijsselbloem Has Given Us A Glimpse Of The Euro 'End Game' [BI]
$$$ Paul Krugman thinks Cyprus should leave the Euro [NYT]
$$$RBS Split Not Ruled Out [WSJ]
$$$"Big Bank CEOs Must Rally Against Breakup Talk" [AB]
$$$ "Texas, the Germany of America." [WaPo]
$$$Aspiring Model Scores State-Funded Boob Job After Convincing Doctor Her Flat Chest Was Causing Her ‘Emotional Distress’ [Gawker]
$$$Global pool of triple A status shrinks 60% [FT]
$$$Denmark Reviews Bail-In Law as ‘Terrorists’ Shape Banking [Bloomberg]
$$$Two Charged in Insider-Trading Case [WSJ]
$$$How the ‘London Whale’ trade could have been stopped [RWC&G]
$$$Ranking All 27 Seasons of The Real World [Vulture]