September 27, 2021

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$$$ Instead Of Doing His Job, Jeroen Dijsselbloem Has Given Us A Glimpse Of The Euro 'End Game' [BI] $$$ Paul Krugman thinks Cyprus should leave the Euro [NYT] $$$ RBS Split Not Ruled Out [WSJ] $$$ "Big Bank CEOs Must Rally Against Breakup Talk" [AB] $$$ "Texas, the Germany of America." [WaPo] $$$ Aspiring Model Scores State-Funded Boob Job After Convincing Doctor Her Flat Chest Was Causing Her ‘Emotional Distress’ [Gawker] $$$ Global pool of triple A status shrinks 60% [FT] $$$ Denmark Reviews Bail-In Law as ‘Terrorists’ Shape Banking [Bloomberg] $$$ Two Charged in Insider-Trading Case [WSJ] $$$ How the ‘London Whale’ trade could have been stopped [RWC&G] $$$ Ranking All 27 Seasons of The Real World [Vulture] $$$ Trump loses fight against wind farm [FT]
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$$$Instead Of Doing His Job, Jeroen Dijsselbloem Has Given Us A Glimpse Of The Euro 'End Game' [BI]

$$$ Paul Krugman thinks Cyprus should leave the Euro [NYT]

$$$RBS Split Not Ruled Out [WSJ]

$$$"Big Bank CEOs Must Rally Against Breakup Talk" [AB]

$$$ "Texas, the Germany of America." [WaPo]

$$$Aspiring Model Scores State-Funded Boob Job After Convincing Doctor Her Flat Chest Was Causing Her ‘Emotional Distress’ [Gawker]

$$$Global pool of triple A status shrinks 60% [FT]

$$$Denmark Reviews Bail-In Law as ‘Terrorists’ Shape Banking [Bloomberg]

$$$Two Charged in Insider-Trading Case [WSJ]

$$$How the ‘London Whale’ trade could have been stopped [RWC&G]

$$$Ranking All 27 Seasons of The Real World [Vulture]

$$$Trump loses fight against wind farm [FT]

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