Underappreciated Sorority Girl Now Free To Take Her Considerable Talents Where They Belong

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Confidential to anyone in charge of hiring across Wall Street: Rebecca Martinson, she of "I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU" and "tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride" fame has suddenly found herself a free agent. Snap her up while you still can. Delta Gamma's national headquarters1 evidently does not approve of spirit, but surely there is a bank or hedge fund out there looking for someone to berate its employees like they've never been berated before.

Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized through social media and traditional media channels.

The tone and content of the email was highly inappropriate and unacceptable by any standard.

No matter who released it to the public or how it reached such a mass audience, the email content should not reflect on any sorority woman in general or any fraternal organization at large.

This is a regrettable action by a college junior – a personal email that is now on view for a global audience. And as all reasonable people can agree, this is an email that should never have been sent by its author. Period.

This email should not be depicted in any way as standard or routine or tied to any official sorority voice. It is not an official voice or message and should not be construed as such.

For the young woman who wrote it, we can only express our regret and concerns for landing notoriety in this manner.

We now consider this matter closed.

DG Letter [Facebook via NYM]
1.I love that it went this high up.

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