Write-Offs: 04.26.13
$$$Boutique Vintners Turn to Private Equity for Help [Dealbook]
$$$Plan to Jail Bankers Who Behave Recklessly Eyed by UK Lawmaker [FT]
$$$Gundlach Raises $2.3 Billion for New Closed-End Bond Fund [Bloomberg]
$$$President's pick for French ambassador folded over ties to poker ring: sources [NYP]
$$$Heavy Stubble Makes Men More Attractive [Science]
$$$Goldman Sachs lines up $1.75 billion J.C. Penney loan: CNBC [Reuters]
$$$The ex-Dresdner bankers waiting for €500k each from Commerzbank [eFinancial]
$$$Berkshire Hires AIG Executives [WSJ]
$$$Kitten Sex Prompts Call To Cops [Gawker]