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Spandex-Clad, Billy-Club Brandishing Roller Girl Also Moonlights As 'Ethical Fiscal Fairy'

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Roller Girl/Bank Reform Bitch/EFF at a "small but fierce protest against Bank of America yesterday in the torrential rain." This alter ego may at first glance appear slightly less intimidating than the ones that include hand-cuffs and bullwhips, but rest assured she won't hesitate to stick that crown where the sun don't shine.

Earlier: Spandex-Clad Roller Girl Was Not Only Prepared To Put Citi Execs Over Her Knee But Read Them Their Rights