This Would Be Bob Chapman Asking Inteliquent CEO Ed Evans To Comment On His 'Essential Ass Raping' Of AT&T

Follow-up questions: 1) Would you agree or disagree that you've been prove to be "something of a weapon of mass destruction"? 2) Can you justify your continued employment?
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Follow-up questions: 1) Would you agree or disagree that you've been prove to be "something of a weapon of mass destruction"? 2) Can you justify your continued employment?


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