$$$Vinik to Shut Hedge-Fund Business to Focus on Hockey Team [Bloomberg]
$$$JP Morgan Under Regulatory Fire [WSJ]
$$$Buffett Investors Arrive In Good Spirits [WSJ]
$$$Glencore CEO's: Expect Layoffs [WSJ]
$$$Man accused of shoplifting from Finders Keepers says store name misleading [Yahoo]
$$$Buffett Supports Dimon’s Dual Roles 100% at JPMorgan [Bloomberg]
$$$Berkshire's Munger: High-Frequency Trading 'Basically Evil' [CNBC]
Warren Buffett is making you fat; Female exec pay is really, really bad; Munger mocks Greeks; Kraft/Heinz; Man puts cardboard cutout of Dos Equis guy in passenger seat so he can use carpool lane; and more.
Titleist golf unit considering IPO; Morgan Stanley done with energy stocks; Glencore shares plunge; Qatar Fund Loses $5.9 billion; "Marijuana falls from the sky, puts hole in Arizona family's carport"; and more.
Rate rise risks; Silicon Valley cash drying up; "Now What Happens to Shkreli's Wu-Tang Record?"; and more.
China; Puerto Rico; Glencore; Ex-Citigroup trader doesn't care if you can't handle the truth; "Selfie Stick Fail: Jeep Driver Films Himself Crashing"; and more.
No good very bad quarter for equities; Germans pay $343 million for Business Insider; Glencore woes; Icahn's short film; "Meet the man behind 'sexy' Halloween"; and more.
$$$ Fed's Early Minutes Release Went to Some Banks [WSJ] $$$ Ex-SAC Trader Gets Court Permission for African Honeymoon [DealBook] $$$ Dimon Sees More Regulator Scrutiny After Whale Loss [Bloomberg] $$$ FBI found KPMG auditor via golf buddy, his lawyer says [Reuters] $$$ Goldman deal with union group lets Blankfein keep dual roles [Reuters] $$$ Underdog Undergrads From Jersey City Win Investing Competition [MarketBeat] $$$ Dodd-Frank 'Written in Anger,' Needs Fixing: Chamber CEO [CNBC] $$$ Chaos of rulings on toxic CDOs means uncertainty for investors [Reuters] $$$ Bank Investors Press Breakups to Add Value, Burnell Says [Bloomberg] $$$ 'Warehouse Games': Base Metals Supply Crunch on the Horizon? [AOL Energy] $$$ S&P, TrueEX Team Up on CDS Futures [WSJ] $$$ Beyonce and Jay-Z Cuba Trip Called ‘Educational’ by Treasury [Bloomberg]
Citadel v Citigroup; Everyone hates hedge fund fees; 'Dennis Rodman’s ranting saved me from North Korean gulag' and more.