Write-Offs: 05.07.13
$$$Glass Lewis Backs Splitting J.P. Morgan CEO, Chairman Roles [WSJ]
$$$Furor In The Dell: Icahn Eyes Board Fight [NYP]
$$$David Ferrucci: Life After Watson [Bits]
$$$ “If I want to buy a hamburger, I want to be able to sell my bitcoins and get my money immediately so I can buy that hamburger,” said Mr. Rossi, who wore jeans and loafers for the occasion, and smoked a cigarette while watching the proceedings. [Dealbook]
$$$Scientists find that carrying a guitar increases your chance of getting a date by a third [DM]
$$$Judge Says AIG Can Sue BofA [WSJ]
$$$Morgan Stanley Had Trading Losses on 8 Days in First Quarter [Bloomberg]
$$$Mayor Bloomberg Overshadows Tech Launch With Cupcake Grumpiness [DI]