Write-Offs: 05.08.13

$$$Freddie Posts $4.6 Billion Profit [WSJ]

$$$Goldman Said to Earn $500 Million Arranging Malaysia Bond [Bloomberg]

$$$Small Firm Could Turn the Vote on Dimon [NYT]

$$$Big Funds Undecided On Dimon [WSJ]

$$$Jet Chef [Cincinnati Magazine]

$$$Police hunt woman dressed as the Incredible Hulk over alleged attack outside McDonald's [DM]

$$$Horror as philistine bankers crash the hipster art scene [eF]

$$$ One attendee, Michael Haddad of Australian long-only manager Peters Macgregor Capital Management, was so taken with the event and with being in Las Vegas that he married his partner Sophea late Monday at the Little White Chapel following the panel discussions. The church charges as little as $55 for a wedding: not a bad value investment. [AR]

$$$Enron's Skilling Reaches Deal For Shortened Sentence [Reuters]

$$$Disgruntled Customer Receives 'Threatening D*ldo' After In-Store Spat [Gawker]