Write-Offs: 05.16.13

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$$$Citi Bans Traders From Using Bloomberg Terminal Chat Groups [FT]

$$$CFTC: We'll Probably Regulate Bloomberg [CNBC]

$$$Regulators Strike Compromise on New Derivatives Rules [WSJ]

$$$SocGen's Russia unit CEO charged with bribery, faces seven years [Reuters]

$$$Philadelphia Eagle Evan Mathis posted a photo to Instagram yesterday, in which he appeared to be peeing on the IRS building, with the message "Audit this." [Daily Intel]

$$$Federal Prisoner is Suing Taco Bell for Stealing His Idea for the Doritos Locos Taco [Dallas Observer]

$$$RBS to cut a further 1,400 jobs [BBC]

$$$When Your $450,000 Aston Martin Has to Arrive Overnight [Bloomberg]

$$$Pizza Deliveryman Accused of Selling $40K in Cocaine, Hiding Drug in Pizza Boxes [NBC]

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