Write-Offs: 05.16.13
$$$Citi Bans Traders From Using Bloomberg Terminal Chat Groups [FT]
$$$CFTC: We'll Probably Regulate Bloomberg [CNBC]
$$$Regulators Strike Compromise on New Derivatives Rules [WSJ]
$$$SocGen's Russia unit CEO charged with bribery, faces seven years [Reuters]
$$$Federal Prisoner is Suing Taco Bell for Stealing His Idea for the Doritos Locos Taco [Dallas Observer]
$$$RBS to cut a further 1,400 jobs [BBC]
$$$When Your $450,000 Aston Martin Has to Arrive Overnight [Bloomberg]
$$$Pizza Deliveryman Accused of Selling $40K in Cocaine, Hiding Drug in Pizza Boxes [NBC]
