Write-Offs: 05.31.13
$$$Daniel Mudd, Fannie Mae's Former CEO, Is Doing Awesome [BusinessWeek]
$$$Stock Exchange Seeks to Bring Back Speed Bumps [WSJ]
$$$Casting True Yankees Fans: Wall Street Guys, The Working Man, Hipsters [Deadspin]
$$$SAC Case Tests a Classic Dilemma [NYT]
$$$All Willie Smith Ward wanted was his baby-back ribs, but it cost him 50 years in prison. His problems started when he tucked a large rack under his shirt and tried to leave the H-E-B store at 1102 Speight Ave. without paying in September 2011. A jury in Waco’s 19th State District Court also didn’t like the 43-year-old Ward’s previous five felony and four misdemeanor convictions and recommended that Ward be sentenced to 50 years in prison as a habitual criminal. [WacoTrib]
$$$Cerberus Capital Battles With Japan's Seibu [WSJ]
$$$Gross’s Pimco Total Return Fund Falls 1.9% in May [Bloomberg]
$$$Plane Crashes Into Apartment, Pilot Walks Out Front Door [Jalopnik]