Yahoo Shareholder Accurately Describes Himself

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At Yahoo's shareholder meeting today, a scuzzy shareholder [named George Polis] said to Marissa Mayer, "I'm Greek and I'm a dirty old man, and you look attractive." He then asked about a dividend. [BI, HP]

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