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John Paulson Can Finally Stop Driving Around In That 2000 Chevy Prism

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'Cause somebody's recouped record losses in his Recovery fund, meaning somebody can start charging performance fees again!

John Paulson's Recovery Fund Said to Recoup Loss [Bloomberg TV]
*Do we know if this is John Paulons's listing? No, we don't. Do we think it might be more than a coincidence that in the same week his good news hits the airwaves, this baby hits eBay? We just might.


All John Paulson Does Is Win

Starting today! Every day before it (not including 2007-2009) shall never be spoken of again! Don't even entertain the thought of uttering '2010-2012,' in his presence or otherwise! Don't say it, don't even think it! Someone run out and get some holy water because this is nothing short of a rebirth! Today is the first day of the rest of his life!

Don't Count Out John Paulson Just Yet

Yes, he's on track to record another annus fucking horribilis, but he's still got another 19 trading days to turn this thing around. Anything could happen.

John Paulson Is Up

For the year beginning Dec. 1. Otherwise, things are not so good.