Path To Billionaire Status Not Paved With Unlimited Bathroom Breaks

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You can have a net worth that ends in nine zeros or you can relieve yourself to your heart's content. Your call.

Michael Bloomberg, the billionaire mayor of New York City, was asked by a caller to his radio show this morning to share his personal formula for success. Among his more interesting recipe items? Limiting bathroom breaks to avoid leaving your desk...“Everybody’s got different opportunities in front of ‘em, different skill sets they bring and luck plays a part of it. But my experience is that you make your own luck. The harder you work, the luckier you get. I always tried to be the first one in in the morning and the last one to leave at night, take the fewest vacations and the least time away from the desk to go to the bathroom or have lunch. You gotta be there. I mean, everybody says, ‘Oh, that’s crazy!’ But if you want to succeed, … you can’t control how lucky you are, you can’t control how smart you are, but you can control how hard you work, so that’s the first thing.”

Mayor Bloomberg: Take Fewer Bathroom Breaks to Succeed [Politico via Daily Intel]

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