“Just saw a guy on the street with an interesting new Samsung phone. Calling Tim to see if he knows about it. Secretary says he’s on a call. Leaving voice mail.”
"Just talked to Tim. He said he was jammed and had to run, but we'll catch up later."
"Just got done taking a whiz, think I might’ve missed Tim trying me back. Hate when that happens."
“Inadvertently touched top button and home key on my iPhone and it snapped a picture of my entire screen. Cool stuff. Calling Tim to see if he thought of that. Hm message says if I’d like to make a call, please hang up and try again. Must’ve dialed wrong number. Trying again.”
"Hey Tim. Just wanted to touch base. Give me a buzz at[SON OF A BITCH THIS IS THE TWITTER ACCOUNT. GOD DAMNIT. HOW DO YOU TURN THIS STUPID THING OFF. SUSAN!! SUSAN!!!! GET IN HERE. WHERE'S THE OFF BUTTON ON THE TWITTER!!!!]"