Tim Geithner Very Sadly Not Titling Memoir "On Timothy Geithner," By Timothy Geithner

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He's also ruled out War And Pissed Off, No, Go Fuck YOURself, John Mack, Once I Think I’m Out…Tim Geithner’s Treasury Department, My Own Personal Guantanamo Bay, and Fucking Lettuce, much to our dismay.

"Stress Test is essential reading for anyone seeking a deeper understanding of the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression and its implications for the future...In addition to providing unparalleled insight into the financial crisis and the decisions that sought to right the economy, Secretary Geithner offers invaluable lessons for the craft and practice of crisis response. "

And the name of Tim Geithner’s memoir is… [MarketWatch]

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