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Write-Offs: 4.8.15

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Write-Offs: 06.11.12

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Write-Offs: 06.11.14

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Write-Offs: 09.17.14

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Write-Offs: 04.11.13

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Write-Offs: 02.14.13

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Write-Offs: 12.14.15

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