SAC Capital's Cummings Point Road Kingdom, Warehouse O' Fleece Safe For Now

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A federal judge has delayed until at least January a civil case by the U.S. government seeking to seize "any and all" assets from SAC Capital Advisors LP and its business entities, even as it pursues criminal charges against the hedge fund. [WSJ]

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