$$$Funds' Bets on Greek Bonds Pay Off Big [WSJ]
$$$Banks Seek An Allowance On Pay [WSJ]
$$$Icahn shares his side of the story with Charlie Gasparino [FBN]
$$$Ex-Credit Suisse chairman calls Dougan's 90 million Swiss francs payout a 'mistake' [Reuters]
$$$Trail of Curly Fries Leads Police to Man Who Groped Arby's Worker [Gawker]
$$$Twitter Prepares to Feed New Hunger for I.P.O.’s [Dealbook]
$$$Billionaires' Charity Brawl Spills Onto Twitter [Bloomberg]
Regulators to put HSBC out of its misery; "Morgan Stanley's Hunger Games-inspired video they don't want you to see"; JPM will not breakup; Crab snatched by octopus in dry land sneak attack; AND MORE.
Judge rules JP Morgan didn't rip off Lehman; David Einhorn's no good very bad month; "Man Robs Nail Salon, But Gets Manicure First"; and more.
Greece's problems; Banco Espírito's problems; John Paulson's problems; "Sweaty Spider-Man Costume Transforms Street Brawl Into Cinematic Spectacle"; and more.
Yellen says bring it on; Corbat pay falls; "Bar brawls give dentists a post-St. Patrick’s day surge"; AND MORE.
