Wells Fargo Not A Huge Hit Among The Bridge-Burning Analyst-Hopeful Class


Competing with this email is the one sent out earlier in the month by a kid following a "Chill Night @ Kips."

From: [redacted]
Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2013 10:42 PM
To: [redacted at Bank of America]
Subject: Chill Night @ Kips

Hey [redacted at Bank of America] what's good, It's [redacted]! Last night at Kips chilling with you was a good time and a great start to the week lol! I went to the Wells Fargo IB info session tonight and they were all a bunch of doofuses, the experience didn't compare. I'd love to continue the recruit process with BAML, do you have any suggestions that could help me in the application process for Global Healthcare IB? Any advice/help would be much appreciated. My resume is attached.

Great to meet you, hope to talk again soon bro!



From: [redacted who was forwarded the above]
Sent: Wednesday, November 06, 2013 1:05 PM
To: [redacted who was forwarded the above's colleagues]
Subject: FW: Chill Night @ Kips

I’m apparently the dufus. I apologize to you all.

Earlier: Applicant Formerly Interested In Wells Fargo Securities Analyst Program Has Epiphany


Small-Time Crooks No Longer Welcome At Wells Fargo, Bank Of America

Richard Eggers knows what we're talking about. The former farm boy speaks deliberately, can’t remember the last time he got a speeding ticket, and favors suspenders, horn-rimmed glasses and plaid shirts. But the 68-year-old Vietnam veteran is still too risky for Wells Fargo Home Mortgage, which fired him on July 12 from his $29,795-a-year job as a customer service representative. Egger’s crime? Putting a cardboard cutout of a dime in a washing machine in Carlisle on Feb. 2, 1963. “It was a stupid stunt and I’m not real proud of it, but to fire somebody for something like this after seven good years of employment is a dirty trick when you come right down to it,” said Eggers of Des Moines. “And they’re doing this kind of thing all across the country.” Big banks have been firing low-level employees like Eggers since the issuance of new federal banking employment guidelines in May 2011 and new mortgage employment guidelines in February. The tougher standards are meant to weed out executives and mid-level bank employees guilty of transactional crimes, like identity fraud or mortgage fraud, but they are being applied across-the-board thanks to $1-million-a day fines for noncompliance...Bank of America has embarked on a similar firing binge to shed any employee convicted of a criminal offense involving dishonesty, breach of trust or money laundering, employment attorneys say. Wells Fargo fires Des Moines worker for laundromat incident 49 years ago [DMR]

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Nuns Are Pissed At Wells Fargo

You've done it now, Stumpf.