Write-Offs: 11.08.13

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$$$Fed’s Lockhart Says Fed Can’t Rule Out QE Tapering Next Month [Bloomberg]

$$$Yellen Hearing to Raise Issues [WSJ]

$$$FOX Business to Twitter: #BringItOn [FBN, earlier]

$$$In SAC case, one chain of insider tips reached a dead end before Cohen [Reuters]

$$$How I Became An Alcoholic And Failed Out Of Dartmouth College: "The Pong lifestyle came naturally to me, and I mean the whole wonderful idea of it—the aesthetic principles of the game, its sacred rituals, and intense drinking requirements; the late night binges, missed classes, punishing drunken aftermath and obligatory hangovers—all set against an outlandish academic backdrop." [BI]

$$$Ex-Collins Stewart Analyst Pleads Guilty to Passing Insider Information [WSJ]

$$$Bank of America seeks to dismiss U.S. mortgage bond lawsuits [Reuters]

$$$ Woman Wears Hamburger as Sandal After Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot [Gawker]

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