As the world's foremost business and economics reporter, everyone expects Gasparino to attend the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. The only problem is, he doesn't like Swiss food, he doesn't speak German, and, most importantly, skiing is no substitute for brutalizing ones' pecs in the weight room. For these reasons, CG is a no go. Now, if you'd host the WEF in a more congenial location--a cigar bar, perhaps, or at a boxing match--you might pique his interest. Hold it at a classy Italian restaurant on East 54th Street and, well, let's just say you can pencil him in.