Admit it, you've always wanted a gold bicycle and now's your chance. Martone Cycling's Grand model (fitting, right?) is made using with Hi-Ten steel and alloy, with aluminum caliper side pull brakes. The leather saddle is water resistant and the two-speed automatic shifting promises you won't even have to worry about cables or maintenance. All of their bikes come in men's and women's versions, and are available in a variety of colors (including bright red and silver). The women's bikes come in one frame size, while the men's bikes give you two options (52cm or 56cm) with sizing charts to help you figure out which is best for your height.
Own it for just $899.