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Would-Be Investment Banking Intern Destroys Competition With Exceptional Vision (20:15), Superior Handle Of Emotions

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Applying for a internship with one of Wall Street's storied investment bank's this summer? Think you've got a pretty good chance of landing the gig? Confident that you stack up to everyone else in the pool? Not if you're going head to head with this guy,[1] whose qualifications speak for themselves:

[1] Whose name and identifying details we have clearly and purposely omitted, which means you should NOT take it upon yourself to seek them out and post them in the comments below, if you want to continue having nice things.


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