Write-Offs: 03.17.14
$$$Bugatti-Driving 26-Year-Old Tied to $3 Billion Stock Promotions [Bloomberg]
$$$Judge in Germany Dismisses Hedge Fund Suit Against Porsche Holding [Dealbook]
$$$El-Erian starts tweeting, but won't talk about Gross [Reuters]
$$$Falcone, Ergen in final LightSquared showdown [NYP]
$$$BAML says Barclays’ US ex-Lehman business should go it alone [eFinancial]
$$$Reported Bitcoin Creator Denying Newsweek Claim Hires Lawyer [Bloomberg]
$$$Two SAC Capital Traders Jump to Highbridge Capital [Dealbook]
$$$Cops: New Jersey Customer Attacked Salon Workers Over Broken Nail [TSG]
