Write-Offs: 03.28.14
$$$UBS suspends U.S.-based forex trader in manipulation probe [Reuters]
$$$BlackBerry Still Losing Money, Doubling Down on Hardware [WSJ]
$$$Maria Bartiromo: What Went Wrong at CNBC, and Why the 'Money Honey' Moved to Fox [TDB]
$$$Banks Lending Like It’s 2007 Belied by $10 Trillion Hoard [Bloomberg]
$$$Bitcoin lover keeps promise to eat his hat if value falls below $1,000 [NYDN]
$$$Embattled Herbalife CEO gets a raise [NYP]
$$$The sorry tale of the senior UBS equities banker and the orange Ferrari [eFinancial]
$$$Ukraine’s killer dolphins will never surrender, a former defense minister says [TS]
