Barack Obama About To Pull An "I'm Going Through A Tunnel, You're Breaking Up" To Francois Hollande's Face

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Complete with the fake static.

President Barack Obama said he won’t intervene in negotiations between the US Department of Justice and France’s biggest bank over a potential $10 billion fine to settle US money-laundering allegations...Obama was responding to a growing French outcry about the fine and other stiff sanctions facing BNP Paribas. French President François Hollande is expected to broach the BNP affair during a dinner later Thursday with Obama.

Obama says he won’t intervene in BNP affair [NYP, earlier]

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