Write-Offs: 06.06.14
$$$Gambler Linked to Icahn-Mickelson Faced $15 Million Loss [Bloomberg]
$$$New hedge funds explode in number, still trail the big boys [NYP]
$$$Hate Taxes? Be Thankful You're Not a Pro Athlete [BusinessWeek]
$$$Uber Funding Values Firm at $18.2 Billion [WSJ]
$$$Cops: Florida Condiment Fight Left Live-In Combatants Drenched In Ketchup, Maple Syrup [TSG]
$$$S&P Affirms U.S. Credit Rating at AA+ [WSJ]
$$$Low Rates, a CEO's Worst Enemy? [BusinessWeek]
$$$Kentucky Man Wearing Marijuana-Themed T-Shirt Busted On Marijuana Trafficking Charge [TSG]