Write-Offs: 06.13.14
$$$Hedge Funds Get Stung by Slow Markets [WSJ]
$$$Goldman Sachs Appeals EU Cartel Fine [WSJ]
$$$Read Your Way to Wealth This Summer [BloombergView/Matt]
$$$Ackman sues Allergan over questions about poison pill [Reuters]
$$$ Dealbreaker Dramatic Reading Night Part III is happening next week and it won't be the same without you. [DB]
$$$Christie, Dancing With Fallon, Jokes He Could Beat Clinton [Bloomberg]
$$$David Brat Is a True Ayn Rand Acolyte [BusinessWeek]
$$$Priceline buys OpenTable for $2.6B [NYP]
$$$Nick Offerman Gives the Media a Refresher Course on the Bill of Rights [Gawker]