Nasdaq testing AI to track rogue traders; Bachelor party economics; Most Americans wouldn't sleep with Donald Trump for $1 million; and more.

Ray Dalio says run for your lives; Greece is pissing people off; "Man uses M16 assault rifle to cook bacon"; AND MORE.

ECB's got your stimulus right here; The corporate retreat is back; Looks to the jobs report; "Texas State student rides her Barbie Jeep around campus after DWI arrest"; and more.

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Icahn scores $3.4 billion on Apple; NFL player's wife files suit against boss who asked her how many cheerleaders her husband banged, among other things; 6 charged with economic spying; "Korean teacher ate hamster to show 'how dear life is'"; and more.

Greece, Greece, Greece; Duff beer; Rate hike; "Judge frees jailed kids who refused to have lunch with dad"; and more.