Write-Offs: 06.24.14
$$$Deal Reporters Are Obsessed With Sex And Dating Metaphors [BuzzFeed]
$$$Realizing the American Apparel Chief, Dov Charney, Isn’t Wearing Any Clothes [Dealbook]
$$$ Charlie Gasparino: "for the record, i havent gotten word on james gorman's nut size in a while" [Twitter]
$$$Bill Gross did something last week he rarely does — venture from his Newport Beach, Calif. home to meet with investors twice. [Reuters / Jennifer Ablan]
$$$Ex-Credit Suisse trader spared prison for faking mortgage prices [Reuters]
$$$Tennis star goes on epic vampire rant after mishearing question [NYP]
$$$Credit Suisse Said to Face Two Years of Neil Barofsky [Bloomberg]
$$$Potential BNP Penalty Worries European Banks [WSJ]
$$$For Your Cringing Pleasure: Texts From Straight White Boys [Jezebel]