- Who buys shoes 4 sizes too big? One size okay, but 4? You can't even pretend those might fit.
- Re: being "exceptional to look at on the mantelpiece," does the couple like to pour themselves glasses of scotch and admire them in front of the fire?
- Re: “made to be…gaped at,” does this sicko's sales pitch make you want to buy them more or less?
- Have you ever sat at your Bloomberg at 3:30 pm on a Friday and thought, "You know what I could use this weekend?"