If You Should Happen To Run In To Carl Icahn...

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At Marea, perhaps. Or in a rough-and-tumble Queens schoolyard. Or at a hedge-fund conference. Or on Twitter. Wherever. A word to the wise: Don’t try to break the ice with a crack about certain insider-trading investigations involving Uncle Carl and certain famed golfers.

“I have to admit I’m getting a little tired of my friends, if that’s the operative word, sending me emails for free golf lessons,” he said.

Mr. Icahn stood by comments he made earlier that he has never leaked information about his trades and that his record over the years is exemplary.

Icahn Takes Swing at the Fed, Golf Lessons [WSJ MoneyBeat blog]

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