Write-Offs: 07.07.14

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$$$Ex-JPMorgan trader challenges ‘whale’ findings [FT]

$$$Ackman’s Hedge Fund Offers Slate of Directors for Botox Maker Allergan [Dealbook]

$$$The 19 worst "Business Teamwork" stock photos (bell pepper and water glasses as binoculars win). [Copyranter]

$$$After Nailing “Big Short,” Eisman Closing Hedge Fund [ValueWalk]

$$$ One groom in Saudi Arabia called off his wedding when he received a memory stick from his wife's former lover showing intimate pictures of her. They were at a hotel celebrating their nuptials, according to Kuwaiti news website Sabq, when he opened the contents of the device and saw the pictures. He decided to divorce his wife on the spot. [Mirror]

$$$Citigroup Bids Where Goldman Won’t Go to Win Big Trades [Bloomberg]

$$$Fed Defends Its Approach to Punishing Banks for Improper Foreclosures [WSJ]

$$$Pot plants slurp up California's water supply [CNBC]

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