Write-Offs: 07.08.14

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$$$Pimco Dissidents Challenge Bill Gross in ‘Happy Kingdom’ [Bloomberg]

$$$Banks Dreading Computer Hacks Call for Cyber War Council [Bloomberg]

$$$Vatican Bank Gets New Management and Marching Orders From the Pope [BusinessWeek]

$$$ Following news that gourmet cupcake seller Crumbs closed all of its stores Monday, an enterprising eBay seller listed one of the company's birthday cupcakes for $250. "Bid on this still-delicious soon-to-be relic, and you'll be able to tell your grandchildren that you devoured the last Crumbs cupcake," the listing reads. [CNBC]

$$$Harry Potter is pushing 34 and he has “a couple threads of silver” in his black hair, according to a new story from J.K. Rowling. [WSJ]

$$$Museum of Natural History to host adult slumber party [NYP]

$$$Argentina to meet again with debt mediator, bonds rise [Reuters]

$$$At Senate Hearing, Wall Street Executives Share Concerns About the Market [Dealbook]

$$$Snoozing Yankees fan sues ESPN for $10 million [CNBC]

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