Write-Offs: 07.15.14

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$$$Yellen Says Weak Job Market Shows Economy Still Needs Stimulus [Bloomberg]

$$$Lloyds Nears Libor Settlement [WSJ]

$$$Alpha addict: The amazing career of Leon Cooperman [CNBC]

$$$ At the hillside home in San Francisco’s Castro neighborhood that Swisher shared, until recently, with her wife, the Google executive Megan Smith, and their two sons (they’ve since separated after 15 years of marriage), a sign on the garage reads: IF YOU BLOCK THE DRIVEWAYS EVEN SLIGHTLY, VISUALIZE YOUR CAR BEING TOWED. [NYM]

$$$Mayor steps down after being banned from every pub in his town [Express]

$$$Do you work for AN investment bank, or THE investment bank? [Todd W. Schneider]

$$$Paulson nets $360 million on Whiting-Kodiak deal [NetNet]

$$$Goldman's investment management business peeks out from trading's shadow [Reuters]

$$$Woman Spent $30,000 To Look Like Kim Kardashian [HP]

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