Write-Offs: 08.22.14
$$$Goldman to Buy Mortgage Debt for $3.15 Billion to End FHFA Probe [Bloomberg]
$$$Whisky Hunter Makes 1,300% on Single Malt as Bordeaux Sours [Bloomberg]
$$$Fed's Yellen Hawks a Foggier Rate Future [WSJ]
$$$Valeant and Pershing Square Said to Have Votes for Special Meeting of Botox Maker Allergan [Dealbook]
$$$German landlady was right to evict tenant for using squeaky old sex swing: court [NYDN]
$$$Once a critic of high-frequency traders, now he works for them [NYP]
$$$Wylys' lawyer warns SEC's $729 million claim would bankrupt them [Reuters]
$$$Guy Trolls His Passive-Aggressive Coworker by Holding His Sandwich Hostage [FoodBeast]