Failure to "adhere to a clear breadstick policy" is one of the many, many things Olive Garden is doing wrong, according to a new presentation by Starboard Value.
Hedge Fund Be Damned, Olive Garden Will Never Stop Innovating (Re: Breadsticks)
The restaurant chain has raised a middle finger-shaped breadstick at Starboard Value.
Olive Garden Turnaround Involved Hedge Fund Execs Uttering The Words "Can I Get You Started With Our Smoked Mozzarella Fonduta?" During A Dinner Rush
And/or "Can I tempt you with a side of our Crispy Risotto Bites?".
Going All Gestapo On The Breadsticks, Forcing Darden Board Members To Work The Dinner Rush At Olive Garden PAID OFF
To say nothing of the fact that said suits can now add "knows his bucatini from his cavatelli" to their résumés.