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SEC Charges Guy With Being Very Bad Roommate

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10. Leaves dishes in the sink.
9. Fills DVR with Diners, Drive Ins and Dives and "Save All Episodes" option
8. Brings back strange men he/she met on the corner 5 minutes earlier.
7. Is late with the rent.
6. Eats your food.
5. Leaves Post-it notes on the bathroom mirror that read "Should I deduct $0.75 from your portion of the rent for the shampoo you used this morning?"
4. Repeatedly asks you if your girlfriend is single.
3. Invites the cast of Stomp over for a nightcap when you've got a big presentation in the morning.
2. Tells your mother she looks great and asks if she's had work done since she last visited.
1. Trades on material non-public information you mentioned in passing and in confidence.

The Securities and Exchange Commission today announced charges against two individuals for insider trading on a prominent hedge fund manager’s announcement that his hedge fund had formed a negative view of Herbalife Ltd. and taken a $1 billion short position in its securities. The SEC’s orders find that Filip Szymik of New York City and Jordan Peixoto of Toronto engaged in insider trading in Herbalife securities in advance of hedge fund manager William Ackman’s December 20, 2012 announcement of the views of his hedge fund, Pershing Square Management, L.P. According to the SEC’s orders, Szymik learned from his roommate, then a Pershing analyst, that Pershing planned to publicly announce its negative view of Herbalife. Szymik tipped Peixoto, who purchased Herbalife put options on December 19, 2012, one day before the announcement. As a result of his unlawful trading, Peixoto reaped $47,100 in illicit profits.

SEC Charges 2 Guys With Insider Trading In Herbalife After They Found Out About Ackman's Short From A Roommate [BI]

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