Write-Offs: 09.02.2014
$$$Liquidity Rules Coming to Wall Street [WSJ]
$$$Oaktree Is Said to Seek $10 Billion for Distressed Fund [Bloomberg]
$$$Warren Buffett, Breaking Bad Superfan, Got a Very Detailed Walter White Birthday Cake [DI via Matt]
$$$Regulator Sets Risk-Management Standards for Banks [WSJ]
$$$Brawl erupts after groom paws waitress at his own wedding [AP]
$$$'Mortgage crisis' is coming this winter: Bove [CNBC]
$$$Google's Cafeteria Has a Multimillion Dollar Chicken Bill [ValleyWag]