Write-Offs: 09.02.2014

$$$Liquidity Rules Coming to Wall Street [WSJ]

$$$Oaktree Is Said to Seek $10 Billion for Distressed Fund [Bloomberg]

$$$Warren Buffett, Breaking Bad Superfan, Got a Very Detailed Walter White Birthday Cake [DI via Matt]

$$$Regulator Sets Risk-Management Standards for Banks [WSJ]

$$$Brawl erupts after groom paws waitress at his own wedding [AP]

$$$Eric Cantor plans to join boutique investment bank Moelis, as the recently defeated House majority leader embarks on a new career on Wall Street. [NYP]

$$$'Mortgage crisis' is coming this winter: Bove [CNBC]

$$$Google's Cafeteria Has a Multimillion Dollar Chicken Bill [ValleyWag]