Write-Offs: 09.04.14

$$$Big banks must face U.S. swaps price-fixing lawsuit [Reuters]

$$$Median Incomes Fell for All But Richest in 2010-13, Fed Says [Bloomberg]

$$$Goldman Sachs Just Says 'Vice President' to Be Polite [BloombergView/Matt]

$$$Draghi’s intervention startles markets [FT]

$$$ A Seattle man is facing felony assault charges after allegedly shooting at two people who interrupted an 0ral s3x session taking place on the street. Police said the incident took place around 2 a.m. on Aug. 26, when an unnamed man and woman were walking down a downtown street arguing with each other. At the same time, a man later identified as Paul Hunter was receiving 0ral s3x from an unidentified woman. The woman performing the alleged s3x act on the suspect was apparently spooked by the quarreling couple and fled the scene before the suspect had climaxed, according to The Smoking Gun. The tuxedo-clad suspect was allegedly angry by the course of events and pulled out a 9mm Kel-Tec pistol. “You’re dead mother (expletive),” Hunter shouted at the pair before opening fire, according to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. “You’re dead.” [HP]

$$$Ukraine Conflict Stunting Growth in Germany [WSJ]

$$$JPMorgan Chase & Co.’s own investigators have found clues that a global network of computers available for hire by sophisticated criminals was used to reroute data stolen from the bank to a major Russian city, according to people familiar with the probe. [Bloomberg]

$$$Three Times Square characters busted asking tourists for money [NYP]