De Blasio To Dimon: F*ck You And F*ck Your Tax Breaks


JPMorgan Chase’s cap-in-hand routine isn’t flying with the Big Apple chief.

Mayor Bill de Blasio on Monday called J.P. Morgan Chase ’s request for significant tax breaks from the city “a nonstarter….”

The bank is negotiating with the city and state for hundreds of millions of dollars in tax breaks and other incentives to help build a new two-tower headquarters on Manhattan’s far West Side.

De Blasio: J.P. Morgan Chase Tax Plan a ‘Nonstarter’ [WSJ]


Banks To de Blasio: You Mad, Bro?

Why wouldn't financial institutions want Bill de Blasio looking through their sh!t?

Jamie Dimon Wants You (To Sell Out)

Attention people who both know how to hack things and wouldn't be caught dead working on Wall Street: JP Morgan is not above begging.

Steve Cohen and Bill de Blasio are kind of doing the same thing

Seeding startups is so hot right now, you guys

Wall Street Pleasantly Surprised That Bill de Blasio Isn't Spending NYC's Money Like A Stoned Tween

Turns out BdB can balance a checkbook after all...it's a hemp check book, but still.

Jamie Dimon Is Waiting For Your Apology

The haters can suck on his record stock price.

There's Only One Person to Thank For Uber's Victorious Campaign Against Bill de Blasio

We're officially nominating Kate Upton for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Much to Her Chagrin, Bill de Blasio Defends Hillary's Stance On Wall Street

Bill de Blasio comfortably certain that Hillary will torture the sector that drives his city's economy.