$$$Gut Punch Bruises Hedge Funds [WSJ]
$$$Hedge funds face worst year since 2011 [FT]
$$$Yellen Said to Voice Confidence in U.S. Economic Expansion [Bloomberg]
$$$India’s Smart Money Embraces Social Media as Tweets Move Markets [Bloomberg]
$$$DWI Suspect Bribes Cops With Mountain Dew: Police [HP]
$$$Traders Fight to Keep Clients’ Fears in Check [WSJ]
$$$Bank of America moves past worst legal costs [Reuters]
$$$Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmart Bedding Dept [Gawker]
Icahn, Apple, Greece, The Woman Rocking The Hedge Fund World, "Burglar Gets Stuck In Air Vent Trying To Escape"; AND MORE.
NY wants foreign banks to turn over Panama records; Blackstone hedge funds falls 15%; Motorist Crashes Into Walmart, Blames God; and more.
The "hottest" tech start-ups; Hedge funds betting on Greece; Citigroup cares about global warming; "Colombian woman changes name to ABCDEFG HIJKLMN OPQRST UVWXYZ"; AND MORE.
New rules on pay may be coming; The demise of China's hedge fund king; Bank of America bans staff from saying ‘Brexit’; Teen arrested for stealing Roswell flying saucer; and more.
$$$ Hedge fund chief Einhorn disappoints, Loeb has big 2012 [Reuters] $$$ JPMorgan Faces Sanction for Withholding Madoff Documents [Bloomberg] $$$ Ackman's Herbalife thesis: someone from the government will help poor people and billionaire hedge fund managers ... [Bronte Capital] $$$ Connections are key for the careers of male Wall Street analysts. For females, it’s education and forecast accuracy [AEI] $$$ Tom Wolfe: "Up until 2006 a spirit of manly daring had pervaded Wall Street’s investment bankers" but apparently not any more [Newsweek] $$$ ‘Teens’ Caught Egging Suburban Home Turn Out to Be Off-Duty Police Officers [Gawker] $$$ Mosaic Financial Markets is looking for a capital markets business analyst in New York [DBCC] $$$ You should buy a lot of Turkish stocks because they're guaranteed to go up! [Bloomberg, FTAV] $$$ New rule could turn U.S. hedge funds into informers on fraud [Reuters] $$$ Cerberus Close to Supervalu Deal [WSJ] $$$ How the World Has Changed [Alea] $$$ Historical Echoes: The Origins of the Piggy Bank [NY Fed] $$$ Finally, the Accessory We’ve Been Waiting For: A Wearable Cat Tail That Wags In Response to Your Heartbeat [Fashionista]
2016's worst economic performers; Bowie; HF stars fall to earth; "FedEx delivers tumor sample instead of man's Kindle"; and more.
