$$$Morgan Stanley’s Profit Climbs 89% [WSJ]
$$$Party Planner CEO Now Promising One Hour Delivery of Liquor [ValleyWag]
$$$Mark Cuban Says He’s Buying Netflix Stock, Sees Takeover [Bloomberg]
$$$Greek Exit Plan Lacks Backing From Economists [Bloomberg]
$$$Varied Paths in Life After Galleon, but Few Led to Success [Dealbook]
$$$Pope Francis rents out Sistine Chapel to Porsche [NYP]
$$$Prosecutors offer plea deals to members of alleged strip club crime ring [NYDN]
Einhorn; September rate rise; A bull on adult diapers; "Will Brooker, a film and cultural studies professor from Kingston University, is spending the next year becoming David Bowie in hopes of better understanding the music legend"; and more.
Tinder ('s parent company) files for IPO; Kweku Adoboli finished in finance; Wall Street hearts Jeb; "Supporter shaves Hillary’s face into her own hair"; and more.
Paulson plans private equity fund; Risk of recession rises; Mark Cuban sparks 'berserk' bets on gold; At 81, Florence Henderson has multiple ‘friends with benefits’; and more.
$$$ Participation in Greek Bond Swap Seen Falling Short [WSJ] $$$ Brazil becomes sixth biggest economy. Parabéns! [FT] $$$ The Lone Tweeter of Deutsche Bank [BW] $$$ Market Correction 'No Big Thing': Ken Langone [CNBC] $$$ Watson follows the well-worn path from endearing computer geek to fratty banking analyst [DI] $$$ A global investment bank is looking for mid level experienced equity derivatives marketers - apply before Matt does! [DBCC] $$$ Goldman Sachs: Social Security and Medicare Are 'Weaker' Promises Than Debt [Bloomberg] $$$ Former Porsche CFO charged with fraud [FT] $$$ Russian millionaire seeks mansion approval [Greenwich Time] $$$ Centerbridge Bridge Boss Jeff Aronson Buys Stress-Free Central Park West Roost [NYO] $$$ Consider the numéraire. Or don't, gah. [CNBC] $$$ Apparently "Wall Street's favorite lunch spot" is on 29th Street [BI]
