RBS To Use Criminal Expertise For Good

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Having spent a number of years getting pretty good at doing shady, underhanded, litigable and occasionally (allegedly!) illegal things, the Royal Bank of Scotland is ready to teach London’s finest how to catch others doing the same—the next step in its ongoing charm offensive.

Royal Bank of Scotland has signed a poacher-turned-gamekeeper agreement with the City of London Police to provide free training and advice on financial crime….

Officers insist any investigation into the bank will be kept separate from the new venture.

RBS to advise City of London police on financial crime [FT]

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